Song Lyric
Astoria ain’t Oregon
It’s motherfucking Queens
With Brooklyn and Manhattan
That counts everything I’ve seen
You order Seamless
And I’ll catch the C
Ask the captain, ask the crew
Ask them where we’re going to
Catch a carriage for the view
And anywhere we go
Pretend we do not know
Just for the high
Jersey ain’t for saints of heart
To Hell with Staten’s Trump
Bronx an uptown lifetime
Past the bridge where people jump
To kick it down Hudson
Cross Styx to the sea
Ask a Grecian urn the truth
Tell us where we’re going to
Please, the Pastafari too
For I cannot have sinned
Home is everywhere I’ve been
All of this time
